The title to this page is from the fine prose of Justice Cardozo in his "Flopper" opinion. Murphy v. Steeplechase Amusement Co., 250 N.Y. 479, 483, 166 N.E. 173, 174 (1929).

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Michael Kindergarten -- Fall 1974
First Grade -- Fall 1975 Kwun
geek

photographer

co-oper

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I was pretty cute in kindergarten and first grade, no?
The rest of my K-12 pictures are more of a mixed bag.

husband

I got hitched on May 5, 2007.

uncle

I have some terribly cute nieces and nephews. The latest addition to the bunch is Cara, who was born in 2002. Cara's brother Caden was in 1999. Their cousin Isabel is a wee bit older, having been born earlier in 1999. Dylan and Misah are the elder nephew and niece, born in 1992 and 1994, respectively.

All of the pictures I've linked to are tremendously out of date, but so it goes—it's a rare vanity webpage that's actually current.

One last thing I'd like to mention is that my nephew Dylan is active these days in Marin Freedom, which is a youth basketball organization. Go visit their site!

student

I think I'm done being a student in the traditional sense. My baker's dozen years in the Okemos Public Schools culminated with my graduation from Okemos High School in 1987 (I have a collection of photos from my ten year reunion). After another six (don't ask) years, the University of Michigan deigned to grant me a college diploma. Finally, after a two-year hiatus as a working geek, and three years of law school, I graduated from Boalt Hall School of Law (Berkeley's law school) in 1998.

law talkin' guy

After graduating from law school, I had to sit through a god-awful summer of cram school. You see, they say that law school doesn't teach you to be a lawyer— it only teaches you to think like a lawyer. So pretty much every law school graduate (or at least pretty much every law school graduate who wants to practice law) goes on to take a six or eight week bar review course, which teaches you how to pass the bar exam.

The California bar exam was the last step I had to take to become a lawyer. Well, the bar exam (three days of medieval torture) followed by four months of waiting (California releases the results of the summer bar exam on the Friday before Thanksgiving), followed by a swearing-in ceremony, and continuing legal education courses for as long as I want to keep practicing law.

But anyway, once I officially became an attorney, I spent some time as a litigation associate in Los Angeles, then clerked for a federal district court judge for a year in Oakland, then settled down for a several year stint at Keker & Van Nest, in San Francisco, followed by several years at Google, in Mountain View, and then a return to San Francisco when I joined EFF as a Senior Staff Attorney.

More details are available for the truly bored/curious.

professional geek

During my aforementioned two-year hiatus from life as a student, between my undergraduate days and law school, I worked for IGC, a non-profit, progressive Internet shop that runs PeaceNet and EcoNet. These days IGC is mostly a web-content sort of place, but when I worked there it was also an ISP.

That was back in the dark ages of the world-wide web. Internet Explorer and Netscape were non-existent. Pretty much the entire web was useless vanity pages (which still describes a lot of the web, including this very site) and geeky computer resources. It was during these nascent days of the web—in February, 1994—that I first took a crack at web-authoring. Back then, someone with no artistic talent (me) could get in on the action. I helped do the web-work for the League of Conservation Voters website. I worked on LCV's original web presence, the 1993 National Environmental Scorecard. I mainly focused on debugging some of the weirder problems we had with the HTML, but I also worked on the overall design. I also spent inordinate amounts of time doing various graphic bits. I did some QA work, too—testing the site on the various browsers out there at the time. Like I said, this was pre-Netscape and pre-MSIE. I tested the site using an early version of NCSA Mosaic (Mac, Windows, and X11), MacWeb (Mac), and Cello (Windows). At the time, the LCV Scorecard was a lonely oasis of useful non-tech content on the web . . . .

photographer

Aren't vanity pages supposed to have a photo album somewhere? Oh, and here are some panoramic photos I took from the roof of my apartment building back when I lived in the Inner Sunset.

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So much more to bore you with, so little time. Here are just a few more unrelated topics.

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